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Dog Rescue: Is it Right for You?
Ever had a hankering for a certain breed of dog? Not an obsession, mind you – not the sort of longing that would send you rushing to a breeder, thousand-dollar-bill in your sweaty palm – but just a gentle appreciation for the virtues of the...
Pythons Are Becoming Common Pets
The days when people had only dogs or cats as pets are gone. Today, the number of people who have pets that were once considered unorthodox is on the rise. Python is one such pet.
Pets, as we know, are fun. And pythons are big fun. They will...
Rainy Day Fun - Crafts For Kids
Rainy days can be so boring for a child…and just as hard on moms. So we give some ideas to brighten your day and chase their rainy day blues away!
Shadow puppets
In a room that is fairly dark set up a flash light so it is facing a wall....
Save By Buying Plus Size Fashions Online
Buying plus size fashions and getting all the latest styles has never been easier. With all the online retailers specializing in supplying plus size clothing, women have more choices than ever before to get beautiful clothing and save money at the...
Spanking Children
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Results of the Spanking Poll on Rexanne.com: Voters - 233 Percentage of readers who do not spank their children: 37% Percentage of readers who spank their children: 62% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am completely opposed to spanking. I know...
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REAL ROOMMATE ADS-PUBLISHED IN NEWSPAPERS
* Studio is located in an unfashionable area of New York. Great for one person or a very close couple.
* Got a cool bobcat as a house pet.
* Password - Ihatethisapartment
* I am leaving behind a bunch of unnecessary baggage and taking with me a handful of wisdom.
* Your sexuality is none of my business. I could care less so long as you are not into barnyard animals or kiddie porn.
* Looking for a roommate and/or wife. Must be a coffee maker.
* Renter should be sober.
* Professional female who recently moved into the area with a jerk of a boyfriend. Of course, mother was
right.
* I was suddenly displaced when the owner of the house accidently started it on fire.
* Renter must keep the bathroom and kitchen spotless.
* I am not a total neat freak but I hate being shorter than stacks of beer cans.
* Lights out at 11:30.
* It can be anything except for a card board box.
* If you are looking for someone who is interested in staying out of trouble.....that is me.
* If you have aspirations to wear suits and ties etc. or like to wear sweaters around your neck.....You won’t like it here.
About the Author
dan the roommate man
www.roommateexpress.com
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